crack bum

A person of unpleasant appearance (and usually odor) who does not neccesarily use crack cocaine, or any drug for that matter. Not to be confused with the home less or street crazies. A shopping cart excludes the person from being a crack bum if it is not filled with copper or other recyclable materials. Crack bums are usually spotted in populated business areas where there are few police officers. They are known for panhandling and mooching off of anyone they are acquainted with.(not the same thing as hippies, they have dreadlocks or pachuli) Having a home or at least a legal address does not exclude a person from being a crack bum.

Who is that dued bumming cigarettes and beers at the BBQ? I saw him the other day in front of 7-eleven wearing purple sweat pants and fake gators. He had a suede fedora from 1976. What a friggin crack bum.

by izdaica December 27, 2008

show crack

A TV show that IZ SO GOOD!! that its like being addicted to crack. Your show actually effects your emotions (to an extent) in real life, and life and frienship stops during that half hour or hour of your favorite tv show(s)

-Do you watch Merlin on the beeb?
-No what's that?!?!
-HOMGZ that is ma show crack!!!

by Marimbanator October 8, 2010

Crack Mariherocaine

A mix of the side effects of crack, marijuana, heroine, and cocaine. Happens when one is overly tired.

"Are you tripping?"
"No, I'm on the crack mariherocaine."

by kobroski May 8, 2014

Crazy crack

A person who has a hairline crack of crazy in them, such that if you tap it, the crazy will come pouring out.

I know the dude's a nice guy but he's got a crazy crack waiting to pop

by BSNBG January 21, 2011

Crack Cheese

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.

"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."

by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019

Crack Fit

When that one asshole video company keeps adding that one damn character in EVERY one of their single games in order to pay for their crack parties and rent.

Yo Nintendo needs to get off their fucking crack fit with Rosalina in the new Mario Kart games.

by u_no_u November 17, 2017

Crack Chicken

In New Jersey, there is a chain restaurant called Ambassadors that makes chicken so good it is addictive like crack.

Oh snap, I know it's a party now cus' we got that crack chicken!

by MarzBeats September 21, 2016