Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.

Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

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Bill Gating

when you're Microsoft's daddy and are slaying all day. Being the king/ queen of technology is hard, but when you are Bill Gating that means you make it WORK queen.

"Gosh she's totally Bill Gating right there. Look at what she got on her exam!"
"Yeah! I wish I was as smart as her and also be able to rock that outfit!"

by MamiAvacado May 14, 2018

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Buffalo Bill

When a male sexes a female but straps a mirror to her face so he feels as if he’s f*cking himself.

Me: “You ever f*ck a bitch but put a mirror on her face so it feels like you’re f*ucking yourself?”
Buddy: “Yeah, bro! That’s called a ‘Buffalo Bill’!”

by DW&CWilly March 17, 2022

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bill is you're normal guy.

Person 1: Yo bro i need someone with basic skills in math
Person 2: i got you homie
bill : helo

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Bill clinton bitch

A BCB is girl that is ugly and is flat, they have no tits or ass and the only good thing about them is their personality

Jordan: yeah there isnt anything good about her
John: oh shes a BCB
jordan: a what?
John: a Bill clinton bitch, basically there isnt anything good about her besides the personality

by Old grandad November 12, 2019

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