Turtling

When you sit down and your penis inside itself.

Ahh crap, my penis is turtling. I better stand up.

by The penguin king March 7, 2018

What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by dmqt July 6, 2022

sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.

God damnit she has a sea turtle ass

by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021

Ass Turtle

Another word for retard.

"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"

by Dosoboi October 12, 2019

Turtle Recon

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.

"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."

by Gropium June 10, 2025

Turtle

A water dwelling creature with a hard outer shell.

Save the turtles!
God, turtles turn me on!
Shove that turtle up my ass!

by oNoIoGoGoEoR June 5, 2023

TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong

Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?

by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020