West Texas Air Duster

The act of farting on a co-workers keyboard to clear of crumbs/dust.

My keyboard is cleaner, but I can't shake the smell of that West Texas Air Duster he used.

by Spence Bergs August 6, 2008

Texas Propane and Propane Accessories

The act of reaching for a canister of propane ( or propane accessories ) and selling it. You cannot and shall not forget to tell the customer that you are a propane (and propane accessories) salesman as it gets you harder than Portland cement.

Customer 1: Yo I think i just got Texas Propane and Propane Accessories'd
Customer 2: How do you know?
Customer 1: When the clerk told me what he does he made this weird "bwaAaaAaAa" sound.

by Mother fuckin Hank Hill November 17, 2020

Texas Chilli dog (TCD)

When you take a shit in between a womens breast and "tity fuck" her so this resembles a chilli hot dog. Homosexuals also practice this by shiting in between his ass cheeks or he may shit himself and your put your penis in between his "Buns".

I had the greatest night ever I gave this girl a Texas Chilli dog (TCD)

by TCD420 June 16, 2009

Texas Door Knob Warmer

A "Texas door knob warmer" is when a person cuts their pubic hair and sticks the trimmings to a piece of duct tape. The prepared piece of duct tape is then wrapped tightly around the victims door knob thus forcing them to touch the pube ridden knob.

Victim: "Man... Steve gave me a Texas door knob warmer. Its o.k., I made my girlfriend pick it off."

by Castor "Steal-Your-Face" Troy January 14, 2009

St. Mark's School of Texas

One of the toughest, best, most prestigious high schools in the nation. A "college prep" school, the boys not only learn how to become truly erudite scholars, but they also encapsulate the hallmarks of a gentlemen. If you live in the Dallas area and want your boy to become a well-rounded, hard-working man, send him to St. Mark's for the best education.

Well, I'm not going to lie, it's tough, but the work load isn't too bad after coming from St. Mark's School of Texas. Hours of homework from my AP classes and pulling all-nighters before my AP English papers were due presented me a much more tedious and mentally challenging task than college work.

by A Princeton / SM graduate September 26, 2010

west texas chainsaw

The act of ripping anal beads out of someones ass as though you are starting a chainsaw

Hey Nikki have you ever been west Texas chainsawed

by Sick kackis August 26, 2021

Texas two step

When you put peanut butter on your asshole, taint, and balls and have her dog lick it off vigorously while you are balls deep in her honey pot

Goddamn; lisa and her dog baxter gave me the best texas two step I ever had

by Hammyboi69 November 15, 2019