Turtle Sandwhich

It is the process of 3 or more turtles mating at the same time. So pretty much a turtle orgy.

"Look at all of those turtles stacked on top of each other, they look like a Turtle Sandwhich and sound like one in the making. Ew."

by Mitkish September 12, 2014

Bury the turtle

The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis

I'm going to bury the turtle in that dirty slut

by Sterling Koch June 8, 2022

horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.

Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

Scaring The Turtle

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021

Turtle

may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"

tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it

by hmmhmm January 13, 2011

confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances

"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"

by queerz4life November 20, 2020

Turtle

They made a delicious soup

Turtles are a delicious soup

by Who is i February 24, 2019