You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.

I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.

by Southsidezach April 3, 2022

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

jain of side

A chaddi sanghi who would not mind a genocide. He waits on the side waiting for the proper time.

e.g. No, no. I (chaddi sanghi) would like to see them brought to justice by law. I do not support violence, i'm jain of side.

by gopniku February 20, 2021

side eye

Something every Somali says just to be annoying

You: How does it feel to be rich?
Somali: Side eye

by epicgamerbruh1234 February 13, 2023

Thee dark side

Blowing 'snow' up each lovers ass while given er the ol 69!!!

Both will please each other with extravagance with an experience where the sun don't shine last night when we went to thee dark side 🌞🌞🌞🌞

by Clap them cheekz April 12, 2025

Side cat

A friend one makes on social media (such as instagram) through introduction by a mural close friend. Friendships with side cats can develop rather quickly as they have already been vouched for by the close mutual friend so awkward 'I don't know if you're cool or a freaking weirdo' phase can be avoided

So what's with you and Jessica?

Ohh she's one of my new side cats. Jenny introduced us, they went to college together.

by SideCat27 June 12, 2017