Playing The Clam Fiddle

Female masturbation.

Joey - Sarah are you playing the clam fiddle in there!?

Sarah - NO!

by Aviel_Nick May 07, 2010

Play on Words Comedian

A non-comedian person who tries to be funny by playing on words. Tends to reuse jokes that worked the first time over and over again.

Play on Words Comedian:
Picks up a battery and asks "what's the charge?"

by John Linden October 25, 2006

Playing for Both Sides

To be bisexual. You're sexually attracted to both males and females. You don't care which gender they are, because love is love after all.

Same as 'batting for both teams'

Person A: I play for the guys, what about you?
Person B: I am playing for both sides

by DELLGIRL July 05, 2014

role playing geek

somone over obsessed with rpgs, mmorpgs, role playing, and magicky/medieval stuff in general.

person 1: did you hear about the new items they're adding to that mmorpg i was talking about?
person 2: what? of course not... i aint a role playing geek
person 1: OMFG!!! rpgs arent for geeks. ppl who play mmorpgs have more friends than you do!!!
person 2: yea, but do you know them?
person 1: uhhh.... i think i know like 2
person 2: out of 78? rpgeek...

by Shoot-em-up March 08, 2006

Slow Kids At Play

Slow Kids At Play is a webcomic loosely based on the life of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp in Austin, Texas. The two guys along with their unlikely friend Mortimer, a crazy maniac penguin bent on world domination, and Bobby's girlfriend Amanda, a crazy maniac women bent on Bobby domination, regularly save the day from the strange and fantastic things that threated the world. Every Monday and Friday, Bobby and Dustin can be seen fighting the evil government organization S.C.U.B.I.D.U. (Secret Continental Underground Bureau for the Investigation of the Diabolicaly Unnatural) humiliating public icons, and rapeing pop culture.

Written and Maintained by Bobby Dean
All Art and Graphics by Dustin Beauchamp

Slow Kids At Play is copyrighted by Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp - 2006

Any use of the characters or their likenesses must be done so with the express written concent of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp.

All logos, characters, and images are trademarks of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp and may only be used with their permission.

Slow Kids At Play - SlowKids.net

by Dustin Beauchamp September 07, 2006

play with the fuzzy dice

sexual slang for "getting to 3rd base" with a girl, but using the tips of several fingers.

"How'd it go last nite? Did ya get laid?"

"Nah, but I got to play with the fuzzy dice!"

by bonnie_traid_in_boise December 29, 2009

play trick pussy

is a trick ass bitch that men use for sex only.

You are not worth nothing you trick ass pussy.

by Ty January 11, 2005