someone who is the best person ever and you’d do anything and everything for; someone you love a lot
by milk sack October 21, 2020
Kp’s nuts (the brand) have the most juicy succulent large smelly orgasmic nuts. Use to describe a persons nuts.
Person 1:
I was sucking someone nuts yesterday at the nursery
Person 2:
Did they have Kp’s nuts???
Person 1:
Unfortunately not 😢. I mean i did link them while they were in a cot. And they were like 2… so ig not
Person 2:
Truly unfortunate
I was sucking someone nuts yesterday at the nursery
Person 2:
Did they have Kp’s nuts???
Person 1:
Unfortunately not 😢. I mean i did link them while they were in a cot. And they were like 2… so ig not
Person 2:
Truly unfortunate
by Jejij March 19, 2022
The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).
Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'
Thus he has committed a desk nut
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'
Thus he has committed a desk nut
by BigNut2000 November 28, 2017
So Nut of the Oaks is essentially when you think you see a wooly, pubescent head of a penis enter the butt hole under the oaks
by Nut of the oaks January 20, 2019
by Locher.0 June 02, 2012
The act of quickly pulling one or both of your testicles out to surprise a mate. Leaving it out for only a second or two, it’s a quick flash, and that’s what makes it cheeky.
by josef (joey) s February 26, 2022
Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!
Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.
The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.
The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
by Richard Kessler January 12, 2018