Jhon Mike

Jhon Mike is a two english combination words or names. Jhon is someone who's personality is sweet and loveable while Mike is someone who's personality is mysterious and very private. They don't usually interact with other people without judging them first.

Jhon should be pronounce as Jon while John should be pronounce as Jan.

Jhon Mike when you always need me.

by Summer Seasonn May 12, 2022

mike rowe moment

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you

I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day

by John Damage June 7, 2011

Big Mike

Term for when you cum in your own belly button

Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.

by Chuck_Fuck December 12, 2020

leck mike rack

lick my crack

leck mike rack is a stupid kahoot name

by MLGassSlayer10000 February 23, 2021

The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.

My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.

by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025

Mike Dirnt

The best bassist ever

Mike Dirnt was at his prime during Dookie and Nimrod era

by UltimateDoge January 22, 2023

Miked

To get completely destroyed shortly after embarking on a task, similar to how Mike Tyson KO'd many of his opponents within the first round.

Don't even think about walking in through the front door with no piece; you'll get Miked.

by Big Kike June 6, 2018