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The shape, when viewed from above, of an Asian woman’s breasts

Xiao Li: where’s my cutting board
Richard: On you
Xiao Li: oh fuck off
Richard: L

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

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an Italian guy who’s name starts with V who’s an L

“wow he’s an L”

by d43lyn November 20, 2023

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Annoying little brat L-rizz

It's when someone is as annoying as Marcus Lau

He sure is a Marcus Lau aka an Annoying little Brat L-rizz

by Thalilfucker December 25, 2023

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A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.

by DreamReaper December 28, 2023

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L. Ron Hubby

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.

"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"

by DreamReaper December 28, 2023

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