jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy fakes several instances of prom with false female dates.
Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.
by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021
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jimmy peen

very very small penis. can also be used as a unit of measurement.
“Yo i bet you have a jimmy peen
by goochalini June 09, 2020
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jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"
After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me
by your mother120894203729857 December 07, 2017
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Jimmy Durango

Street slang for a potent and highly addictive narcotic substance. Originating from urban culture, the term "Jimmy Durango" is used as a code name for a particular type of illicit drug, typically known for its euphoric effects and dangerous side effects. Its usage in clandestine circles underscores the covert nature of the drug trade, where coded language is employed to evade law enforcement detection.
You see that guy that is smoking that Jimmy Durango? What is wrong with him?
by JimmyD69 March 18, 2024
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Jimmy Johns Dick

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?
by mr chaco February 01, 2021
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freedom jimmies

sprinkles you put on ice cream in the colors of America and her freedom
waitress- would you like any topping on you cone??
me- yes please , I would like some freedom jimmies
by waquanaheem March 24, 2016
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Jimmy’s

People who think their aunt is hot
Person 1: yo whose that in the picture there she’s hot.
Person 2: that’s your aunt you f**king jimmy’s
by Hookedfoot January 22, 2022
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