similar to 'the friend zone'
but you actually just don't really wanna hang out with this person in real life, so you just talk to them online
but you actually just don't really wanna hang out with this person in real life, so you just talk to them online
*over fb messenger*
'wanna hang out? we've only ever really talked online...'
'uhh, nah, i'm not feeling like it right now'
*thinks to self* 'am i in the internet zone?'
'wanna hang out? we've only ever really talked online...'
'uhh, nah, i'm not feeling like it right now'
*thinks to self* 'am i in the internet zone?'
by xtinaok March 11, 2015
by jaguar3217 December 16, 2023
A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025
No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.
Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."
by Hym Iam August 01, 2024
by Sonicslash February 11, 2023
Someone who performs sex acts through live video chat or sends nude pictures of themselves to multiple different people through their own choice. It is like being a whore, but over the Internet.
by A crazy girl with eyes June 05, 2016