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Double Dutch Expressways 

The act of placing two sisters side by side on a twin sized bed, and shitting between each sisters tits. (From this point on you will use your dick.) Get your cock really hard and start to titty fuck the one on the left, then switch over to the one on the right. Then back to the left, then once again back to the right. At this point the shit between their titties should be running thin, you might have to reapply. If not go ahead and shoot a hot steamy load in and around their mouths.
Last years Double Dutch Expressways competition champion was Mike.
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Rusty Dutch Double Dipper

much like the Dutch Double Dipper but with the added benefit of the female partner taking a dump while you do it. This adds an interesting lubrication (of sorts) and also allows you to quite literally push her shit back in.
Rusty Dutch Double Dipper:
Bob: "I heard you Triple D'd her last night man?"
Frank: "You heard wrong my friend, I Rusty Trip D'd her!"
Bob: "NICE!"

double dutch rudder 

Similar to the dutch rudder, but involving two men holding each others arms while holding their own penis.
It's not gay if you do the double dutch rudder, you never actually touch the other guys penis!
double dutch rudder by 733t March 30, 2009

Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich 

An accounting strategy used by hundreds of US based corporations to reduces taxes by routing profits through Irish subsidiaries and the Netherlands and then to the Caribbean.
XYZ corporation used the Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich accounting technique to avoid $100M in US corporate taxes last year.

feel dutch

As soon as Dutch people can smoke weed as much as they want, to feel dutch means to feel high, like you are on drugs.
I feel dutch! = I feel high.
feel dutch by Willian January 17, 2008

cron dutch 

Today I sold a cron dutch for $40.
cron dutch by N-a-t-a-s-h-a June 11, 2006

double dutch 

Totally alien to you, something you don't understand.
I don't understand this C++ stuff, it's all double dutch to me!
double dutch by Sarn September 17, 2003