Asian

Mother comes and gives the flipper. Usually because of a bad grade in school.

Jimmy: AHH FUK I GOT A C+ IN SCHOOL
Mother: I ma about to asian this motherfucker

by the_asian_pro September 25, 2022

Frozen Asian

A 'Frozen Asian' is the type of person that encapsulates a typical racial stereo type of being a sidekick asian person. He comes across shy and naive, but beware, these are the most deceiving people to come around in the podcast sphere. Typically, these 'Frozen Asians' will go under other pseudonyms to not gain to much notoriety.

Hey, did you see Frozen Asian on Arr Oh Tea Sea? I can't believe he hasn't shaved in 3 months because all I see is peach fuzz.

Don't retweet him so much, he's causing a riff between the hosts

by Kabby951 June 27, 2023

asian pearl

bomb ass chinese food.

Yi: man I'm really hungry.

Raj: down for Asian pearl?
Yi: you read my mind!!

by Rb123456 July 28, 2017

asian Comedy

A type or comedy that is when a asian talks or makes jokes about being asian

Or just using what they learned from others to make asian videos

Mostly or all are asian making content

Person 1 that asian made a funny asian comedy video
Person 2 yes it was

by Wesiswes September 9, 2021

asian persuasion

a type of rapper who pulls hella bitches and usually hella chill

bro your music is asian persuasion like

by asian man with rice January 9, 2022

Asian Pinball

Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.

I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

Boba Asian

A self-loathing Diaspora Asian who always tries to support the opinions of 'woke' White people, even if it means overlooking the effects that these opinions have on other Asians. They will always try to align their opinions with the ones of 'Politically correct' White people, while also ignoring Asian-Specific issues, such as lack of representation, asian hate-crimes and emasculation in media.

Incorrect white person: Asians aren't that oppressed.
Boba Asian: I agree with this!
Asian: No, we are oppressed. We suffer due to hate crimes and are depicted badly in main-stream media.
Boba Asian: Well yeah, but Other minority is more oppressed and affected worse! Asians aren't that oppressed compared to others!

by ifearmyself March 17, 2024