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Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off

The Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off is a special event where partners stuff a sleeve of limited edition Coke Oreos inside their anus. The partners line dance until the tingling sensation of the coke cream filling prevents them from dancing, and seeps out onto the dance floor.
We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.
by Salamski September 13, 2024
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Alabama ketchup

Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"

"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
by Wrig9 October 8, 2024
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Alabama Firefighter

The act of cleansing ones-self by having a woman squirt on your body. This is performed after partaking in sexual acts having to do with defecation (especially on one's chest) by a sexual partner. The cleansing partner does not need to be the same one that defecated on you. However, you do get extra points if you are cleansed by your sister. Roll tide.
"You let her give you an Alabama Firefighter to wash the poop off your chest." -R.B.
by rustytrombonemsp November 15, 2024
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Alabama

Alabama is a southern US state with a dark past of segregationism.
While the racism has decreased since the 1960s, it's still one of the more social conservative states, being one of the more anti abortion states in the union alongside Mississippi.
White and black people from Alabama are mostly christians (usually baptists). Black Alabama democrats, while still on the left in various matters, are usually less progressive than their northern peers in some hot buttom social issues.
Cities like Birmingham and Huntsville are less conservative, that's where most white democrats in the state live.

White people from Alabama are usually stereotyped in two groups:
- Suburban southerns, usually evangelical and supportive of economic conservatism. Nowadays some of them are more moderate.
- Rural southerns, sometimes called rednecks, who are socially conservative but prefer conservatism with a populist flavor. They love Trump.
Alabama is where the Marshall Space Flight Center is located.
by morfantatminin November 21, 2024
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Alabama Elephant

When A Boy Shoves a Tube In His Sister’s Ass While Fingering Her, And She Farts While He Has His Nose In The Tube
“Yo Mom, Is it Bad That I Gave Lexi an Alabama Elephant
by CBPC601 December 8, 2024
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Alabama twizzler

The action of a man eating a twizzler out of his sisters ass in 69 position.
“Yo big brother, do you wanna give me a Alabama twizzler.”
by LYCB December 9, 2024
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Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.
I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024
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