alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue

My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean

by Player69420 May 7, 2019

Alabama Roadrunner

when your sister wants to suck your dick so she puts on thong and running cleats. Then persuades you by fallowing her into her room. Then she runs of the dick and balls. Once she has finished that she will lick up all the blood and make you cumbust all over

Yo i just got finished doing the alabama roadrunner

by the alabamah roadrunner November 21, 2021

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.

When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.

by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022

Alabama Poutine

Fries covered in jizz.

I don’t think I could eat alabama poutine even if cum was only on a few fries.

by f3ralpixi3 March 27, 2024

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick

I gave Angela an Alabama Hot Pocket.

by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021

Alabama Meatloaf

A vaginal infection given by a family member through incest.

“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.

by Skittleballs November 13, 2019