by j4yb1rd April 29, 2021
Get the 1:30 AMmug. Open bar is a dangerous game, respect it.
Free booze, whilst wondrous and full of joy, is also dangerous.
Tread carefully.
Free booze, whilst wondrous and full of joy, is also dangerous.
Tread carefully.
by kasairashi December 31, 2011
Get the Rule of Drinking #1mug. 2+2-1 is defined by Big Shaq our lord and savior who died for sins in exodus 2:3-17 in which he exclaimed “2+2 is 4 minus 1 that’s 3, quick maths” or “quick mafs”.
Teacher:
“Timmy can you define the term “Quick Maths”?
Timmy:
“Indeed I can ma’m. The definition of quick maths is 2+2-1.
“Timmy can you define the term “Quick Maths”?
Timmy:
“Indeed I can ma’m. The definition of quick maths is 2+2-1.
by Pratricio Frapichino January 4, 2018
Get the 2+2-1mug. noun: utter, complete, keyboard pattern finding boredom.
Adjective: Utterly, completely, keyboard-pattern-finding-ly bored.
Verb: The act of finding keyboard patterns to attempt to cure boredom. (outdated medicine, does not work).
Quick history:
The word 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t was found by the most bored man ever. He was stranded on a desert island, sometime in the late 20th century. He had with him a computer keyboard, but nothing else. The man was smart, and survived by finding fruit. Eventually, he built a machine that would draw in the sand when he typed on the keyboard. He wrote each day, like a diary, but every day was: Found fruit, slept, found clam, swam, wrote in diary. Eventually, he got so bored that he stopped eating. He sat in front of the keyboard, and typed all day, all night, for 2 days and 2 nights. During this time, he used the keyboard to find patterns. His crown achievement was finding the word :1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t". It was typed by starting on the edges, and typing diagonally down towards the center. When you reached the bottom, you moved your fingers in 1 line, and continued. Eventually, the man died, but not before writing the word down in a bottle and sending it off to sea.
Adjective: Utterly, completely, keyboard-pattern-finding-ly bored.
Verb: The act of finding keyboard patterns to attempt to cure boredom. (outdated medicine, does not work).
Quick history:
The word 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t was found by the most bored man ever. He was stranded on a desert island, sometime in the late 20th century. He had with him a computer keyboard, but nothing else. The man was smart, and survived by finding fruit. Eventually, he built a machine that would draw in the sand when he typed on the keyboard. He wrote each day, like a diary, but every day was: Found fruit, slept, found clam, swam, wrote in diary. Eventually, he got so bored that he stopped eating. He sat in front of the keyboard, and typed all day, all night, for 2 days and 2 nights. During this time, he used the keyboard to find patterns. His crown achievement was finding the word :1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t". It was typed by starting on the edges, and typing diagonally down towards the center. When you reached the bottom, you moved your fingers in 1 line, and continued. Eventually, the man died, but not before writing the word down in a bottle and sending it off to sea.
Noun: He has overwhelmed with 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t. Adjective: I am very 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t. Verb: He 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t, but it did not help him with his boredom.
by m00sehead April 26, 2021
Get the 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65tmug. Rule #1
If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.
If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.
You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.
by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020
Get the Rules of the Scare #1mug. In League of legends, Killing minions or enemy champs grants gold and is your best source of Income. Like the immigrant saying "a dollar and dream" set backs and new opportunities can grant you amazing things. In league of legends, to perform the 1 CS and a dream, you have either have 1 cs by 4 min and pop off by the end of the game, and achieve the dream of winning or to simply have an early gank set you back, only to pop off an carry in that game.
Voyboy: "Tyler don't worry, I pull of the 1 CS and a dream this game"
Tyler1: "Voy, you have 1 cs on Ryze at 4 minutes. Unless you somehow pop off, I don't know if we win"
20 Min later: Tyler: "AND VOYBOY WITH THE PENTA, WTF HE REALLY PULLED OFF THE 1 CS AND A DREAM"
Tyler1: "Voy, you have 1 cs on Ryze at 4 minutes. Unless you somehow pop off, I don't know if we win"
20 Min later: Tyler: "AND VOYBOY WITH THE PENTA, WTF HE REALLY PULLED OFF THE 1 CS AND A DREAM"
by SpongeGrunge June 17, 2020
Get the 1 CS and a dreammug. Sucks Dick for a $1
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is pathetic! No wonder he hides her. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she's just a temporary distraction, he’s got money problems. She's annoying and butt-ugly too but she'll give blowjobs for beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023
Get the Sucks Dick for a $1mug.