literally nut on my face

when someone is so fine u want them to just nut on ur face ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€
dreadheads are so fine i want them to literally nut on my face
by user826492017464783829274 November 05, 2023
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Jerk my load

When one individual intentionally does something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing that exact thing. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, a homie cant just walk in and steal your load.
I just bought the latest playstation which I was really looking forward to opening, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening The box without me! That bastard.
by JeeJeePee June 25, 2020
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Jerk my load

When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.
I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!
by JeeJeePee June 25, 2020
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My big balls

hrhwejrj3wkrbigbsllls My big balls
by BIG HARRY BALLs January 26, 2023
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off my ritz

โ€œyooo Iโ€™m off my ritz rnโ€

โ€œ yea lmao I was off my ritz last nightโ€
by Cpbartwtylt13 February 14, 2018
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You threatened my kid

There it is! THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that one for a mintue!
A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"

Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
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