National eat marcuses ass day

National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27

National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.

by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024

Moot Appreciation Day?!

Not an official Holiday, but let's celebrate it😊.

Person 1: Yeah, It's Moot Appreciation Day?!

Person 2: must celebrate moot

by c0rn 0n the c0b October 27, 2021

National twerk vid to ya bf day

Send a twerking video(s) to your bf and make em happy on August 1st

I'ma send a twerk vid to my nigga as a rejoice for him posting me on national gf day so for national twerk vid to ya bf day so I'ma twerk in my camera and send that shit

by itsmePhYcOEruptsaj August 1, 2022

Kick Discord Mods Day

On November 20th every year you get to beat the shit out of any discord mod and they're not allowed to fight back

person 1: its Kick Discord Mods Day
person 2: YIPPEEE

by GayCommie2011 November 11, 2025

Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

National Hoe Day

It’s a national holiday where we celebrate the hoes and the whores on May 4th.

Hi Cindy, Happy National Hoe Day.

by anonymous rizzler August 12, 2025

attack the day

To make the day your bitch. That may include drinking heavily, doing thing out of one’s comfort zone, and blacking out.

I am going to wake up and attack the day!

by let’s get personal April 10, 2023