jump my line

Hit me up.

like text or call me

person one: “Jump my line”
person two: *texts person 1 or calls*

by MeMeLu July 25, 2022

tipple my nipple

To drink small quantities of milk from the breast.

He said he was thirsty so I let him tipple my nipple

by Levantarse October 23, 2015

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

by currydemer July 25, 2022

Wrapped around my finger

SFW phrase, used to explain fingering someone.

We went to the movies and I had her wrapped around my finger.

by Grayscale hero November 26, 2019

my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

My Rights

gone tomorrow

my rights are gone cuz trump is gonna take them away

by melloisntavirgin November 03, 2020

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by June 19, 2022