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Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass
I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome
by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018
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Back ass

When a person has no ass and their crack looks like its in the middle of their back. They're flat as a board on their back end.
"Damn.. did you see his back ass?! I couldn't tell where his ass starts and his back ends.."
by amberrlynn June 7, 2018
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Your Ass

(n.)/(adj.)
1.Your Ass is grass.(Usually used when addressing males.)
2.Your Ass is on fire girl!!! (Usually used when addressing females.)

Sometimes pronounced in the Ebonic language: Yo Ass, or Yo Ayyzsss!.
(masculine)
Son, go mow your ass.

Your ass is growing greener everyday.

That Cow eats your ass.

Simba, we become your ass, and then the antelope eats your ass. This is the great circle of life.

She loves to get up, go outside, and smell the sweet smell of your ass in the morning.

She loves to get naked, go outside, and lay down on your ass.

Your ass turns yellow in the Winter.

(feminine)
Dayum! I better pull out my hose and put out Your Ass Girl! Cuz itz a Fyah'!!!! Mnn! WOOH!

Your ass was so hot it burned my britches clear off!

Girl!!! Mnnn! Your ass is hotter than the sun I'm gonna have to pull out my 10inch telescope and inspect it!

Your ass can burn my log any day!
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 8, 2018
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Ass

by MystYT June 8, 2018
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Night-Ass

When you admire you booty at night ans just stare and think: "wow, what an ass"
Man i stayed up all night just committing some night-ass
by THE MAGIC PHONE MAN June 9, 2018
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Teacher’s Ass Kisser

Mostly like a teacher’s pet but 1000% times worse.

A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.
Principle: Stundents we have a new teacher.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......

Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.
by <Secret> June 10, 2018
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Ass biscuit

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies
Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit
by Ryoko41981 June 10, 2018
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