Sussy On My Jeans

A "lost song" written by Santiago Castano in late 2021. Some say it's out there on the internet but none have ever been able to recover it.

Sean: Have you heard that one song, "Sussy On My Jeans" by Santiago Castano?

Elan: No. It sounds like an absolute banger

by BigWillyScavver May 25, 2022

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Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

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J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 4, 2024

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My Buddy

A co-worker who constantly seeks others approval and attention. A kiss ass.

Hey look over there, My Buddy is back over at days desk again, third time this hour.

by mrp2008 January 13, 2009

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N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe)

an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local tv show and I was in the audience.

by Sexydimma July 17, 2014

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