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Waffle stomp

To Defecate in a Shower cubicle, then proceed to push the excrement down the drain
George was late for work, and he had a decision to make either Relieve himself or have a shower; I thought came to him, why not do both. as he took his fat sloppy shit, while showing he thought to himself, thank God for waffle stomping.
by Charles Montague November 22, 2023
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waffling

extreme stupidity and loosing braincells at the same time
when Ryder is waffling to Caleb and everyone is losing braincells and shooting themselfs in the brain
by ShufflesJohnson September 14, 2023
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Bag Waffle

Unnecessary cocaine-influenced chatter. Bag waffle usually takes place in drinking taverns, session constabularies, or on the streets.
"Fuck sake, Joss has started with the bag waffle and it's only half five!"
by bigdolla98 April 16, 2020
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Waffle stomp

Grinding a load of semen into the shower drain
After I was done blessing your shower, I kindly waffle stomped my baby batter down the drain, like a good dad.
by Sex_g August 27, 2020
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Dick waffle

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick
She gave me that dick waffle last night
by Bleppper Blea December 9, 2017
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Waffle bottom

1. A descriptive term for when a person(s) rear gets waffle like imprints from sitting on a surface such as a metal picnic bench or lattice like lawn chair.

2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.

3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
"I was doing my girlfriend on the the picnic bench, and when I flipped her over she had a serious waffle bottom."

"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."

"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
by Dr.Jupiter November 27, 2018
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Pissed the Waffles

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.
by canatex December 20, 2021
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