Will Appreciation Day (March 26th)

The day where all wills and williams get appreciated. Mostly by Thomas' as they are inferior.

Wow, It's Will Appreciation Day (March 26th) today!

by cataru March 25, 2022

March 9th mica incident

It was a cold march Thursday we where in math class the room was filled with pencil scratches and calculator noises then suddenly we here a rumbling it grew louder and louder it was coming from the top right corner of the class room it was mica shitting his pants the class instantly went it to panic as it was hard for some of the students to breathe because there where laughing so hard mica stand up walking out the class room holding his hand to his ass cheeks to the smells of shit he walks out the class room never to be seen again the teacher starts laughing and puking that’s the march 9th incident

Holy fuck mica shit his pants it’s the march 9th mica incident

by leedumb March 11, 2023

[Acute] [Marching] [Band] [Withdrawal]

Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.

Bob: Pat, why are you so down?

Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal

Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.

Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends

Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...

by Drew P. Weinerhofer November 30, 2013

The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th

Once again, Michael was in AP Calculus BC. Michael had asked what infinity/infinity was. One could simply answer the question by saying the answer is undefined; however, that is not what occurred. What occurred was an epic battle of banter. Those around listened in silence and horror, pretending to not listen. The largest blow of this epic battle occurred when, Thall who shall not be named, called Michael a "Dirty Liar". That was the last straw in this encounter. Michael quickly responded with "You did not just call me that". They were in an absolute stalemate. The battle ended with positive email interaction. To this day, the two sides remain at peace.

Today is The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th. We all must mourn this great tragedy. Nothing compares to the horror that occurred on this day. Nothing even comes close. Some might bring up the events that occurred in the 1940s; however, they would be mistaken. One must always respect The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th.

by leahcimgnuoy March 22, 2023

21st march Suicide day

21st of march is the day we celebrate all those who died whishing them a happy holiday

Happy suicide day

*Jumps off a cliff*

oh well its still suicide day so lets dance!!!

That's how you celebrate 21st march Suicide day

by Anonymous Bitch Fucker March 21, 2023

Righetti high marching band

the best band in santa maria california

righetti high marching band is way better than pionner or santa maria high because they won sweepstakes in the Elks rodeo parade

by shaeli June 21, 2006

marching bass drum

An type of drum in the drumline of a marching band that is big, tilted 90 degrees to its side, and strapped to the marcher's chest. They are heavy instruments, the lightest being 20 pounds, and the heaviest being 45 pounds. There are usually 3,4, or 5 bass drums on a drumline, and the pitches are different on the drums with the smallest being the highest and the biggest being the lowest. Bass drum players are usually males, as they carry the big, heavy instruments and make loud sounds with their mallets. These males are badass, as they are on the drumline, they are hot, they are funny people who pull jokes, and attract a lot of attention, usually from the color guard, of how sexy hitting a bass drum is.

Color guard #1: Check out that marching bass drum player's ass.

Color guard captain: DAYUM, he sexy.

Color guard #2: Man, bass drummers are so badass

by Philly H October 8, 2013