Special Operations Forces

Cool guys that can have beards

The infantry weren't able to do it, so they had to send in special operations forces

by Clarence (but also not) October 17, 2022

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special occasion top

A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.

"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"

by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018

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When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.

Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently

by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018

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Santa's special sack

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is typically done at Christmas because he can blame Santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.

Grandad/old man walks into room and starts

wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up, you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am I so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas"

by John Is Twat December 2, 2020

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