putting on siding

When you masterbate so vigorously that you build callouses along the sides of your shaft.

Johnny's been in prison so long that all he can do is keep putting on siding.

by Re85sa October 26, 2022

Puts the crazy on the chain wax

When something is really nuts and it's hard to explain.

Bruh, stop eating your boogers, it puts the crazy on the chain wax.

by DandyDeluxe December 12, 2016

put the bug out

To put out information or to pass the word to other(s).

Boy 1: let your friends know I'm looking for work.
Boy 2: Okay, I'll put the bug out.

by Juan2tree123 February 15, 2019

Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary

Anything

Waddup guys i identify as Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary

by BigDeekMans6969 March 12, 2021

Putting Your Skirt On!

To be weak and stop drinking before all the fun is over.

I yelled at Andy for 'putting your skirt on!'. He was too tired to keep drinking today b/c he drank alcohol last night too.

by PrincessDi August 7, 2008

Putting on a performance

You can see...

Hym "How they are just putting on a performance, right? We shouldn't be doing that anymore. Look... No matter what I say it will not turn off the spiral. If it is going off there is only one thing that can be done. You REE-lon couldn't EVER do it without me. Not in a million billion years. Seriously. Do I have to plug your nose and pretend my middle finger is an airplane or something? This is childish."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

put a nail in the coffin

to go get a cigarette or to smoke a cigarette. usually used when at work and wanting to get a break.

"I'm gonna go put a nail in the coffin while I can before getting back to work"

by Wolfkin November 8, 2013