Dry carrot

When he wants to put it in immediately with zero foreplay and no lube. Like a dry carrot rubbing against a paper towel. Freaking ouch.

I thought I set the mood and we’d take things slow but he was all about the dry carrot and I couldn’t wait for it to end.

by Kking11 September 20, 2018

Dry talk

Someone that's speaking with a sore throat. Usually happens around the Flu season. That individual may have a stuffed nose that pitches the way they talk.

1 : I'm assuming you're severely ill.
2 : How could you tell?
1 : The dry talking.

by Fourk January 20, 2020

Dry Docking

When two homosexual partners partake in sexual intercourse, specifically anal, put the one performing the penetration doesn't ejaculate.

Yesterday, I was dry docking Glen and I'm still holding my cum inside of me, which is why I don't want you getting close to my penis.

by Glen_The_Gay_Apache_Helicopter November 23, 2017

Dry Docking

Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.

ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.

by Jesse Millpage February 04, 2019

Dry Docking

Intercourse between a male and a post-op m to f tranny.

Do you hear about Paul and Diane, she just had her surgery now they’ll only be dry docking.

by Topherton87 May 13, 2023

Dry puddle

Puddle that has evaporated and left a stain

I stepped on a dry puddle

by Definitionman92 February 14, 2024

spicey dry rub

When a person cuts and handles spicey peppers and then jerks off a guy.

Susie gave me a jalapeño spicey dry rub last night and I can't stop the burning!

by Bucksack February 04, 2017