Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.

Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )

by smoke.knows.more January 1, 2023

mud boobies

When a girls boobs aren't dense or firm they're just squishy like a bag of mud

They're not that great she's got mud boobies

by Mi_Rooster January 19, 2017

My name is mud

I'm in trouble

"We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud"

by anonymous November 30, 2020

mud

mud is another way of saying lame , shit , ugly or yuck

1. That video game is mud - as in lame
2. Their pies are mud at that shop - as in yuck
3. She don't like you because you're mud - as in ugly or shit

This word is used in new zealand

by ByKare October 18, 2018

mississippi mud mask

When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.

I gave my old lady a mississippi mud mask and now she got pink eye.

by Grit Sharpenson October 19, 2017

Skeg in the Mud

A nautical double entendre referring to anal sex.

I think my girl wants the skeg in the mud tonight.

by goopysoup69 May 14, 2023

Mud Cuppy

A chocolate mud cup cake.

Happy Birthday Louis! Would you like your mud cuppy before or after dinner?

She's gone bonkers because she ate too many mud cuppies.

I thought it was a mud cuppy, but it turned out to just be a cup of dirt.

by Phoebe Nix (Phoenix) October 22, 2008