African Mud Packer

When one takes his shit and stuffs it's all in her mouth and packs it down deep with his cock.

Nathan took his shit and gave Katrina an African Mud Packer, she enjoyed it very much.

by Stewthecunt December 17, 2015

Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.

Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.

by ElevenToesJohn October 16, 2020

mud hunnie

female mountain biker

Hey, did ya check out the group of mud hunnies on the trail?

by Mud Hunnie February 18, 2008

Mud slug

A whimsical colloquial term for a piece of fecal matter.

After a heavy rain, the backyard became a treacherous terrain, and my shoe inadvertently encountered a mud slug.

by Gr0undhog January 22, 2024

mud thot

A country girl with hoe like tendencies. These types of girls are mostly seen hanging around ATV parks.

"Look at that girl flirting with my man, she is such a mud thot".

by Klg84 March 12, 2016

Mud Puppie

Army Military Police

Sierra Hotel India Tango! Mud Puppies got me!

by Helikopteris February 16, 2018

minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del January 01, 2013