middle schooler hello sister

yeah go listen to it. its really really really good honestly.

and yes im a middle schooler for the love of god.

just a face in the crowd so far from faaaaaaaaame........
nobody even knows my name!
i'm wide-eyeeeeeeeeed
i'm so shyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'm tongue-tied, caught up in confusion
i'm finding
i'm losing my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind..............................................!
freaking out like a middle schooler!!!!

middle schooler hello sister

by luanandbennyforever October 19, 2022

El Paso Hello

Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.

Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.

by Frenchy55 December 14, 2022

muffin cupcake heeler

Muffin cupcake heeler is the full name of Muffin, a character from the Bluey series

Someone: Muffin cupcake Heeler likes skirts

by A_rand0m_teen September 28, 2023

I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day

@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker

"Hey have you heard about the I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day?"
"Yes"

by Special skin walker day November 23, 2023

Over our heels

Getting ahead of ourselves

Slow down, we are over our heels.

by Ziggy’s mom May 26, 2024

Over our heels

Getting ahead of ourselves.

Slow down, we are over our heels.

by Ziggy’s mom May 27, 2024

Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.

Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024