nice guy

Commonly referred to as an "average frustrated chump". A man that due to his stubborn kindness to everyone fails to get any respect as he never complains about the treatment he gets from women and thus lacks a backbone. Lacking the principle of discipline his offspring, if any, will grow up to be assholes due to the way the nice guy rewards bad behaivor.

The easiest way to have this paradox of the nice guy / jerk be defeated would be to have women stop acting like nice guys and dump jerks rather than reward bad behaivor with sex.

Wow. He is such a nice guy, buying me flowers, taking me out to dinner and paying the tab, listening to my problems, helping me out with my car, and asking for nothing in return. He sometimes asks for sex but doesn't get it and does favors for me anyway. What a tool!

by noshi May 18, 2006

family guy

probably the world's most hilarious show

funniest character: peter, brian, or stewie

uh...u been w watching family guy? it looks like ur gonna choke to death from laughing.

by incroman January 22, 2006

British Guy

Amazingly unattractive gay guys who like to fuck guys and suck their own dick better than any women. They think omen should be in the kitchen but make better sandwich then us.

"This white British guy approached me at the mall and I screamed his name was callum and he looks like a goblin with chlamydia "

by mxni_3 May 24, 2018

The Guy Thing

When you ask a guy if you look bad and he lies to make you feel better about your self (or to get out of trouble) even tho you look horrid.

Person: Do i look fat?

Guy:...er...No

Person: really?

Guy: You look totally hott:)

Person: Thanks:)

Later that day.....

Friend: Are you sure he didnt do "The Guy Thing"?

Person: Um...No...JERK!!!

by the_Brilliant_3mily! February 8, 2010

Boner guy

a person in reality or in a video game, that has elite sniping skills. Usually bothers you so much by his sniping and outsnipes you in many different scenerios. The term originated during a game of COD and continues to be used to describe that guy who keeps bothering you with his accurate gay snipes. They always have snipers, no other gun is acceptable to them.

i was playing COD and on a kill streak when so boner guy decided to snipe me with his gun.

by son o britiany555 April 10, 2010

For Show Guy

A guy that technically does not have a brain which society could consider useful. He is probably jacked or could at least model at Abercrombie. A girl will date him, only because of his looks, and he is often actually a little bitch. Basically he is a mannequin with a heartbeat who can somewhat form sentences, but can never actually add anything useful to a conversation or a relationship. He is simply dated because he looks appealing to a woman's friends.

Look at that tool, he's just one of those for show guys. She only dates him because he looks good.

by eth1211 May 22, 2009

tie Guy

The legend. He wears a tie to mask his identity, only his true friends know him... Some fear him, but all respect him. He is the man with the power, the man who must wear his tie at all times to persuade and father a following. He is the shit.

Person 1: hey, who's that doode with the tie?

Person 2: oh.. That's tie Guy, watch out for him..

by tie Guy dos August 22, 2010