Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

goat

a dirty flying cow that has candy cowws.

jimmy did you just see that goat destroy that town with it's candy cows? that just scrwewed bob with it's candy cows, and flied away

by goay456 December 1, 2022

Trey D. Goat

He’s the best account on Twitter and the realest niggas you’ll ever know. He is the best Yoruichi supremacist and has superior taste in all media, overall he is THE goat.

Trey D. Goat is the goat

by Trey D. Goat November 26, 2023

Goat

Someone known as the greatest of all time in the nfl

Man he’s the goat of football

by Mitch McConnell June 24, 2022

Goat

A little furry thing that screams 99% of the time and enjoys ramming into peoples' thighs.
Also known as the 2nd most annoying creature before children.

The goat rammed its head into my thigh and began to scream louder than my screams of agony.

by Goat-Hater July 19, 2022

broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.

He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.

by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018

haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018