Skip to main content
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).mug.
To tickle someones dick in exchange for a nickel (.05 Cents).
Hey Jordan, tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.
Ok, lets meet behind the Walmart for it.
by birdhelpman March 28, 2023
mugGet the Tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.mug.
Occuring on July 29th, its the day where you give your favorite otter friend a cookie!
"Hey, do you have the cookies prepared? Tomorrow is National Give an Otter a Cookie Day!"
by Anonymous Person Smile July 28, 2022
mugGet the National Give an Otter a Cookie Daymug.
National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it
Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?

Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again
by Elise Mariella Holmstad March 31, 2021
mugGet the National give your wife your hoodiemug.
this day you give your homegirl McDonald’s.
National give your hg McDonald’s- buy it for your poor girl,
On this day you give your girl McDonald’s, because she’s the best girl ever

This word means it’s the day of buying your girl McDonald’s, and your homeboy should buy it for u.
by by kimboslice March 14, 2025
mugGet the National give your hg McDonald’smug.
Go up to your gf and give her one of your hoodies
Him: "Heres my hoodie"
Her: "What, why?"
Him: "It's National give your gf a hoodie day"
by UD user09268 August 24, 2023
mugGet the National give your gf a hoodie daymug.

Share this definition