Eating Jelly Beans

Eating jelly beans is a euphemism used by teenagers that means eating ass. The phrase comes originated in the Bay Area and is typically used there and in other parts of Northern California.

The guy got drunk and started rambling about his love of eating jelly beans

by Bigman Jorge December 1, 2020

Bears Eat Beets

Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!

by eden100123 December 30, 2020

Go Eat A Cupcake!

An expression used as a substitution for "shut up" or "uncalled for", in order to silence trollers or in response to someone who makes you angry.

Example 1
Chick 1: This shit's great. Think I'll win?
Chick 2: Um...well, points for mediocrity
Chick 1: *EYE TWITCH* GO EAT A CUPCAKE!!!!!

Example 2
A : "lololololololololol..."
B : "GO EAT A CUPCAKE!

by Someone who knows more April 26, 2011

eat the other side

When your baby is on the tit and he sucks one side dry. Then it is time to eat the other side.

My baby never gets full after one tit, he always has to eat the other side.

by Meatdick December 25, 2017

Eat Your Lunch

In business, when a competitor is interested in your product and service, but goes to another company, they are "eating your lunch." This happens often when a company strategy or branding is weak — the interested prospect hits your website, but they are not engaged. Their reaction is lukewarm, or "I don't get it." They don't know why they should pursue their interest in your product or service. So they go elsewhere. And your competition eats your lunch. (What's for dinner?!)

If you don't engage your prospects and prospects on your website, your competitors will eat your lunch.

by MarketPower Joel May 2, 2022

Eating her Young

After shoving a large vegetable in and out of her vagina making her squirt- you carve said vegetable into a salad and serve it to her at dinner.

Unbeknownst to her, the Zucchini salad resulted her to be Eating her Young

by Jennon the navigator November 2, 2016

Eat your keyboard

A kind way of telling a keyboard warrior to smash their face into the keyboard for being such an idiot

Normal person: furries should be illegal
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry

by thekingoftheweb January 22, 2021