boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018

Asian bath

An Asian bath means an excruciatingly and sexually long bath in the shower.

Why is he taking so long in the bathroom?
He's having an Asian bath in there.

by hidden38 August 26, 2017

Asian Zing

When you put soy sauce on the tip of your dick, and have sex with an Oriental man/woman

"I gave that girl the Asian Zing last night, there was soy sauce everywhere!"

by meaterpeter November 15, 2018

Asian blowfuck

when you suck someone off and pour hot sauce into their dick

Hey, I gave John an Asian blowfuck yesterday. It was great!

by slovakianmapper December 8, 2022

asian bawdiesss

guys and gurls who r asian n BAWD

look at rhonnel n lyssa they n asian bawdiesss

by lyssabich April 22, 2019

asian snowstorm

A snowstorm where the expected accumulation is 1-3"

Him: Hey have you heard about the storm coming this weekend?

Me: Yeah but it's just supposed to be an Asian snowstorm so I'm not too worried

by mrtucker January 31, 2014

Cool Asian

Just the one and only Mr Mark Cheng

I wish I was as cool as the cool Asian

by Shhhhhnobodyknows February 11, 2024