Designer Weed

Weed that’s a cross between multiple crosses to give you a desired effect/high while removing any unwanted feelings from the high.

Damn bro he got that designer weed

by Jpfrenxh9 March 18, 2022

baked weed

The residue leftover in a smoked doobie. Concentrated with resin - including high concentrations of THC oil.

Bro lets bong the leftover baked weed - I'm broke as fuck

by MKChongz February 10, 2020

Steph's weed.

Steph's weed is really good marijuana that you have received from a friend, of which you do not know the strain.

Guy: "Yooooo this is really good weed, what strain is it?"
Me: "It's Steph's weed."
Guy: "What strain though?"
Me: "I don't know, it's Steph's weed."

by TheStoners Son August 1, 2018

buck weed

Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like an inside out fish as their tongue and everything is on show and skin and what is usually outside is in.

Angelina Jolie is a buck weed.

by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

Cat's worth of weed

4.37 grams.

I just snagged a cat's worth of weed from my dealer.

by Insom April 16, 2021