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Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.
Man I just shit out a mud turkey.
by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014
mugGet the Mud turkeymug.

Turkey

Turkey
Slang for pussy, hey dawg I’m trynna get some turkey you feel me
by Dimzy March 1, 2020
mugGet the Turkeymug.

Pepper turkey

The act of ejaculating and or throwing terds on a females breast during sex.
"Dude my girl asked for a pepper turkey , I'm the luckiest guy alive"
by 1149omirp May 23, 2016
mugGet the Pepper turkeymug.

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area
That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!
by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010
mugGet the Crankshaft-Walter Turkeymug.

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)
Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.
by BussANut November 30, 2018
mugGet the buttering the turkeymug.

sherky turkey

A sherky turkey is someone who claims to rule the roost, when in fact, they do not. They are extremely lazy and often sherk their responsibilities (aka chores, bathing etc).
Brian thinks he is the man of the house, but he is actually just the sherky turkey.
by dirtiersquirrel May 9, 2018
mugGet the sherky turkeymug.

Turkey Girl

a turkey girl is a person who screams at turkeys for no apparent reason or a person who the turkeys have accepted as one of their own.
Mia is such a turkey girl, she is always hanging with turkeys.
by K Marie B January 17, 2021
mugGet the Turkey Girlmug.

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