by daddychilled December 27, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. by Pet girl cats January 19, 2018
Get the Ethan Fishermug. Ethan is a man who is a little bit chunky but not to big. They always have a little brother who is much bigger than them. They have brown hair and drive nice trucks. In most cases someone named Ethan drives a Chevy that of course his dad bought. They work but not a lot. There pretty crazy and whenever they get prescribed codeine they say there gonna make lean but never do. They are sometimes quiet but once you get to know them they get more outgoing. They can’t handle there alcohol and will get you caught by your mom if your drink. They never open anyone’s Snapchat because they like seeing all the notifications. They always in a truck club but only some have a platti daddy. All of that may be true but the most true is that there a good friend and won’t ever leave you if your pos Jeep gets stuck. NOPI BABY
by Slenderman123 February 24, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. If you are here, you might know someone called Ethan or you just here. However, for those who know someone called Ethan, then I want you to know that he is very nice and kind. If you need any help, he will cheer you up and life would be better with him.
I know this might sound very cliché, but Ethan has made my life better. I was pretty lonely before that but he has given me happiness and made life more lively. Thanks for reading this and you are welcome for all the cringe I gave you.
I know this might sound very cliché, but Ethan has made my life better. I was pretty lonely before that but he has given me happiness and made life more lively. Thanks for reading this and you are welcome for all the cringe I gave you.
by Keyranaway April 18, 2022
Get the Ethan Lokemug. A tiny Jew that likes big penis, is secretly a trans gender and likes to fuck other Ethan’s, usually the tall mop heads
by ILikeBigMemea January 22, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?
Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!
Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!
by PeterEater123 May 18, 2023
Get the Ethan Matthewsmug. Physically, the average Ethan is built like a dropped lasagna: wide, confused, and oddly dense. They seem to possess their own gravitational pull — not metaphorically, but in the very real sense that small objects left unattended might begin to orbit them. While they claim a devotion to combat sports involving heavily padded fists and dramatic grunting, their physique suggests significantly more experience with buffet lines than training lines. Every Ethan insists he's "in a cutting phase," yet somehow stays permanently in bulk mode.
Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.
Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.
Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
Ethan, Is a fatty
by linkmon9988899 June 20, 2025
Get the Ethanmug.