cracker

the white guys i hate

fuck you cracker

by i hate crackers 919 November 27, 2023

Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

Cracker

1. A snack that’s thin and crunchy.
2. A term for a poor white person.

A: Want a cracker?
B: Shut Up Cracker

by BigBlackCockadoodledoo August 23, 2022

Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 11, 2019

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023

Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes

Hey Ewan look at that cracker boy Theo over there

by Cjashh November 12, 2020

Cracker Thursday

A holiday celebrating the crackas on Thursday. Occurs every Thursday

Henry: Happy cracker Thursday
Brandon: Happy cracker Thursday

by tsgorgeous February 9, 2023