Trader Hoes

Fans of the grocery store Trader Joe’s, often those that exclusively shop at this store or use shopping at this store as a personality trait.

“I saw a bunch of Trader Hoes on the bus with their Doc Martens and reusable bags on their way to try the cauliflower gnocchi.”

by How do You say Worcestershire March 3, 2021

Store Hoe

Someone who does not have a preferred store to shop at.

Question: Reggie what is your favorite store to shop at?
Answer: I'm a store hoe, don't really have a favorite store.

by kbfdskjfbdnsklfn May 20, 2017

Faggit Hoe

Tekashi 69; rapper for IQ<75. Purchase of any of his material automatically qualifies for welfare assistance.

Tekashi is a gay ass faggit hoe.

by Dat be GAYgstah. Yo. October 1, 2021

Land Hoe

A female that looks good from a far but not up close.

I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.

by Mynameissev October 26, 2018

Faux Hoe

Pronounced “Foh-Hoe.” A person who pretends to be a sleazy hoe, but ACTUALLY has no sex life whatsoever. Could also be spelled “foho” for short.

She acts like she has such a sex life! She is DEFINITELY still a virgin. She is such a faux hoe!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 13, 2019

Hoe Slides

Slip on flat sandal similar to a prison shower shoe. Adidas are common, as are similar ones with fur.

When the stripper left the stage she kicked off her clear heals and slipped on her hoe slides.

by tfred300 September 23, 2021

Wifi hoe

A broke bitch whose only communication is through wifi

Valarie is such a broke wifi hoe

by Ihatewifihoes July 4, 2016