straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.
Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.
by fliedlice September 04, 2015
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Raging Footer

Used in an office environment where HR can fire you for blatantly calling someone gay you can call them a “Raging Footer” ( HR can’t fire you if they don’t know what it means)
Often used to describe “Barlow’s / Denghis and Creedos”
by Ginger Legend June 30, 2021
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eat my rage

an exclamation and/or demand that fully encapsulates the male experience of ejaculating out all of the built up trauma of being molested by Goofy from Mickey Mouse. often times after this ceremony, the man wails in tears while his partner comforts him. first seen on the pornographic video showing a male releasing his rage onto Goofy as posted PornHub.
Goofy - “Awhh ha, are ya having fun?”
Man - “EAT MY RAGE!!!!!”
by Benjamin Littler July 10, 2023
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Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Def. 1: I was butt-fuckin' this nasty bitch the other night, and called her a white. Next thing ya know, she pulls a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Def. 2: Rusty Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
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web rage

Saying something harsh, usually out of anger to someone in an online forum, post, or comment that you probably wouldn't say to them in person. Similar to road rage.
Jerry exhibited web rage when he admonished his friend in a Facebook comment.
by GinaMC65 November 21, 2015
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wage rage

When you get really angry because there's inflation, but your nominal wage doesn't adjust
Damn it Peter, inflation is at 4% but I still earn as much as last year. I got such a wage rage!
by qe082020 March 31, 2020
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key rage

When you rage on a keyboard so hard it brakes.
Dammn boiii, u key raging so hard i got cancer!

Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.
by Whatup blet. March 16, 2017
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