red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.

Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!

by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020

Julia red

A spazzy kid that makes everyone pissed off and eats chocolate until her teeth rot

Ola: Omg i love this chocolate

Julia red: give me

by julawhy March 11, 2020

red panda

the best animal that are the human of the fucking gods
they will save us from the Fucking end of the world with there cute fucking smiles

did you know that red pandas are better than god.

by is it a red pandas April 27, 2020

Red rocket

Dog boner

Your Dogs red rocket is out.

by Tony-strips September 3, 2020

Red Tigers

A group of highly organised terrorist, found now only in the southern hemisphere, so called since they are agressive communist

My Father turned out to be a member of the Red Tigers

by Slue Cropsy October 3, 2003

red carrot

Red Martian Dildo In Male or Female midsection retina which causes to not see for a period of time, which is a prelude to rape as it makes the target more vulnerable

Jeremy, why'd you red carrot me, now I can't see :( What are you doing? UGHH

by Hannah Junn October 8, 2013

Minty red

When going down on a girl with a cinnamon altoid in your mouth , while she's on her period

John gave Samantha a minty red on the bathroom counter

by DefinitionAdder19 February 9, 2023