Put the P in Me

It is when you see a sexy UP (University Police) officer and just think damnnn, I wouldn't mind if he put his penis in me.

I was walking one day to class and I just look to the side and see an absolute hunk of a UP officer, muscles and biceps bulging out of his uniform and I said he could Put the P in Me.

by Darrin Mccarty February 23, 2024

put some pimpin it

Tell it like it is with some stank on it.

If you’re going to tell me that story, you better put some pimpin it.

by Sanfordcm November 06, 2023

Put the team on his back

Dj Moore

The bears offense had one player put the team on his back

by Ridicrob October 06, 2023

put balls on your chest

A mixture of the phrases 'put hair on your chest' and 'grow some balls' and maybe the phrase 'put hair on your balls' numerous phrases to emphasise the need to grow up, or be brave or strong. Also a mockery of chesticles as putting balls on your chest would mean growing breasts in theory

Drink this it will put balls on your chest

by Cjleyland May 15, 2020

Put the dean down

When your partner is fed up with you pulling moves like his father in bed.

Hey hunny, Can you do me a favor and put the dean down.

by TheWordPlug May 06, 2020

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 15, 2025

put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce

you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.

by tomato sauce guy March 13, 2018