Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017

fake dating

Fake dating When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain

I can't believe Natalia and josh are fake dating again.

by fake dating September 22, 2020

frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption (if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food).

caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?

by Sexydimma February 6, 2017

Face Date

A planned time and date to chat with your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush on Facebook. Usually when you can't meet up or you're out of credit and just want to talk.

Girl: Same time tomorrow?
Boy: It's a Face Date!

by LateWorm January 4, 2011

date scrape

When a dog need to scratch its bum so badly it walks with its front legs only, dragging its arseclean your hole on the ground

Lucky did a date scrape down the grassy slope, looking like she was in a yoga class.

by Poll Hereford January 19, 2010

Work Date

An enjoyable break-time occasion at work where colleagues, often with a hint of mutual affection, share a meal or quality time together.

You: "Hey Judy, wanna take a break and play Smash Bros in the playroom?"
Judy: "Sure! Let's do that!"

(Oh man, you won! Good for you! It sounds like a fun Work Date moment!)

by TechHoppin February 29, 2024

an arabian date

an offensive term for a one night stand

if you are going to have your carnaldetism during an arabian date, make it a memorable one

by Sexydimma April 3, 2015