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Dick Soccer

When two guys go back and forth anonymously harassing each other using their smart phones in a shameful attempt to prove who has the bigger Dick.
That computer salesman would rather get caught up in playing Dick Soccer than make a sale!
by PMAALLDAY December 12, 2014
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Mule dick

When a well endowed male is able to have sex in the doggystyle position and loosens up the female vaginally or anally he is able to insert most if not all of his penis into her orfice that he is penetrating
"He was really mule dicking her "
by JEddieMacJr February 5, 2017
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dynamite dick

an occasion when you can't hold your nut for more then a few seconds.
Eminem had a horrible case of dynamite dick when he got it on with pamela.

your about to get your freak on with some mighty fine dime, and your worried helmet head might transform into dynamite dick.
by CORTEX OF KNOWLEDGE. October 19, 2010
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Muddy dick

During anal sex when the receiver excretes on the dick of the person performing the acts.
Ethan - "Yo Luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy dick last night"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"
by Mud Dick February 9, 2017
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Crimp dick

When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.
“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“
by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020
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dick tour

After a bad break up or other event a girl sleeps with as many men as possible. Like a tour of duty it can last any amount of time. Friends usually won't hear from the person on dick tour but will most likely hear tales from the battle field that is known as dick tour.
"She just caught her bf cheating with her best friend. She's on dick tour for at least the 3 to 6 weeks, so many dicks.
by LissaLee July 22, 2015
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hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish
She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018
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