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matthew

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matthew you suck
by i hate matthew most April 18, 2025
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Matthew Howarth

A very hot-headed male. Often wastes time yelling at unassuming people who are innocent and embarrasses himself. Is a science simp.
random: *gets super angry for no. reason and wont shut up*
onlooker: "wow that guy is such a Matthew Howarth"
by mattthebatxxx October 12, 2022
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Matthew Beatty

Can stop anything in it’s path like the iceberg that sunk the titanic
Matthew Beatty can run over 80 mph
by Hoover Banks May 28, 2020
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Ben Matthews

Little ginger fella loves being swag and dripping water out his wet bum hole
by Dirty fool April 19, 2020
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matthew whittimore

A kinda cool guy, hates school and plays a lot of video games. usually has a pet such as a dog, lizard, or cat.
matthew whittimore is a dick head
by fskjgrwiuabfvjoagh August 26, 2017
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Saint Matthew

A guy who likes to spit on females backs an make it seem like he has cum
I have just saint Matthew you
by Zekekez April 22, 2022
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Matthew

SEXY ASS MAN

He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.
Female 1: How are you
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah
by Lemonade serenade July 24, 2022
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