No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024
Get the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrummug. Annoys the living hell out of Kyle God Knowlton
by Darrell DeMoss April 14, 2022
Get the Jimmy Saucermug. 
"Jimmy Up" in Australia means to use Jim's Group for your services. Jim's Group you ask? Australia is a land of Jim's be it cleaning, mowing, removals, plumbing etc. Jim's is the biggest service-based franchisee business in the Southern hemisphere. It provides small business love & care with big business trust.
Tony: Oh Jane wanted to move her house, did she find a removalist?
Alicia: Yeah, she's really happy I suggested her to "Jimmy Up" her move.
Alicia: Yeah, she's really happy I suggested her to "Jimmy Up" her move.
by beezeebouy November 29, 2020
Get the Jimmy Upmug. when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)
“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”
“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)
“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”
“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
Get the Jimmy that Johnmug. Jimmy waller is a real traveling man lives in a wife beater with a stella in his hand and a greyhound in the other he is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning a caravan listening to Johnny cash smoking a durry
See Jimmy waller boh cleaning that caravan thats a serious fella and I can smell that durry from here
by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022
Get the Jimmy wallermug. A Silent Jimmy is the sexual practice, during which you suck your partners toes while doing 69 and staying as quiet as possible
by Arandomgay June 18, 2025
Get the Silent Jimmymug.