A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.
Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.
by Pigknucks April 10, 2021
Get the Donkey faced midgetmug. by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016
Get the wild donkey kongmug. Rachel- omg gurl i slept with Travis last night
Patty- omg how are you alive, word on the street he got a donkey loo loo
Patty- omg how are you alive, word on the street he got a donkey loo loo
by QueenofDicks June 29, 2018
Get the donkey loo loomug. The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).
That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .
by Macncheezy March 31, 2017
Get the lay the donkey downmug. by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022
Get the Johnny Donkey Dickmug. During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".
Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.
by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021
Get the Carolina Swamp Donkeymug. by morgansss October 11, 2021
Get the Donkey Kick The Bucketmug.