December 1

Snort coke all day

In December 1 you can snort coke all day

by depressedandgay December 1, 2021

December 3

You have to have sex with your crush day

YES!!! it’s December 3

by ballscok December 1, 2021

December 2nd

If someone gives you a hoodie on December 2nd, they love you forever.

Girl:what's this?
Boy: I love you, so here's my hoodie. Mary December 2nd

by Rah.rah.shish.boom.bah December 2, 2021

December 3

Fuck your girl next time you see her

Yo it’s December 3rd you have to fuck your girl

by APerry24 December 2, 2021

december 3

December 3 is a special day that your s/o or best friend or anyone really is supposed to give you they're hoodie. Thats because of the song Heather by Conan Gray and the specific lyric is 'I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater'. Sentences like 'i wish i was heather' talk about the girl of the song that everyone liked.

I wish I was Heather
She's the Heather of our class
December 3 is technically the Heather day

by notHeather December 3, 2021

December 6

Day where you have to hold your crush's hand

*Holds girl's hand*
Girl: What was that for
Boy: It's December 6th
Girl: Ok I guess

by I get you confidence December 3, 2021

December 4th

December 4th is put your balls in a deep fryer day. On this day, every male has to put their balls in a deep fryer, on or off

Friend: Oh man its almost December 4th. I'm gonna put my balls in a hot deep fryer
Friend2: What the fuck? Why don't you go with cold?

by Guglio/Savu December 3, 2021