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blue rocket donkey

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off
The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.
by wankiiit May 29, 2012
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Donkey faced midget

A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.
Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.
by Pigknucks April 10, 2021
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Carolina Swamp Donkey

During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".
Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.
by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021
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donkey loo loo

a guyanese/carribbean slang for a big penis
Rachel- omg gurl i slept with Travis last night

Patty- omg how are you alive, word on the street he got a donkey loo loo
by QueenofDicks June 29, 2018
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lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).
That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .
by Macncheezy March 31, 2017
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Donkey Kick The Bucket

The saying that shows sarcasm and concern for the idiot that said the statement.
“Hey man You are wearing a red hat.” “Well Donkey kick the bucket you idiot!”
by morgansss October 11, 2021
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Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash
She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick
by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022
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