national touch grass day 

July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)

Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*

national touch grass day by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021

Short People Day 

Every year on September 2nd it is Short People Day and on that day for everyone under 5'5 gets 5 bucks from people who are taller than 5'5

Short Person: time to go get rich from Short People Day

Short People Day by SkyzTheGuy July 28, 2021

Yoinky Sploinky day 

The 6th of September is Yoinky Sploinky day where you must kill as many people as possible in a vehicle. Extra points for evading police.

“Ayo bro I haven’t committed vehicular manslaughter yet””what are you talking about?””its yoinky sploinky day”

Yoinky Sploinky day by Sanstheskelet0n November 1, 2021

National ask a boy out day 

On November 5th ask a boy out

Girl: Hey would you like to date
Boy: Sure :)
Girl: Yay National ask a boy out day was successful

National ask a boy out day by Todoroki :) November 2, 2020

Rape day 

Who ever think this is cool is sick

Boy1: Hey it rape day.come closer
Girl1:hell no I don’t care

Rape day by anonymous May 20, 2021

birth-day 

expelled from a safe, warm environment into a cold, wicked world to live with pain, suffering, frustration, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, disease, poverty so you can die......

birth-day, birthday, birth, world, baby, hell, delivery

birth-day by psychoesthesiac July 9, 2010

National kiss a girl day 

On April 13th you have to kiss a girl more than 5 seconds and no pecking. Have fun guys/girls 🤣

Oh it’s april 13th kiss a girl because it’s national kiss a girl day

National kiss a girl day by Muggy123455778 May 26, 2018