clown school tryouts

When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.

Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.
Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.
by Jbjr4vols August 13, 2024
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Gay clown

a gay clown says: "yaashonk"
gay clown: yaashonk!
by ClownnBoii August 02, 2021
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Gay clown

A clown that constantly follows you around when you are a homosexual
-Bro did you see that gay clown following you around
- Yeah he sucked my dick the other day
-What the fuck
-Yeah it weird I kinda liked it tho
by A jschlatt fan October 19, 2020
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Clout-Clown

A fat scruffy white Nova Scotia wigger who is toughish and sometimes can be found in BC.. He'll clop ya, and he calls clout "cloat/clote"
Yoooo holmes, Imma clout-clown G, I got that clown-clout .
by MadMushroom400 December 24, 2021
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clown snatch

A red headed female whose pubic hair resembles that of a clown.
I think clown snatch is wanting my johnson.
by urbandiclova October 19, 2010
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playing clown

The act of blowing up balloons with nitrous, and inhaling them while on psychedelics to enhance visuals. The key to playing clown is replicating the sound of a balloon being blown up by a clown at a party, or by a wook at a music festival.
Bro 1: Did you hear those balloons being filled up at our neighbors campsite until 4:30 am last night?

Bro 2: Sounds like they were playing clown.
by rslock February 13, 2021
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Colossal Clown

As if calling someone a clown is not enough disrespect… a colossal clown is the insults of all insults. Someone that is extremely foolish and cannot be taken seriously.
Allen is known around town as the “colossal clown”who has to routinely phone his wife to check his budget and allowance.
by ElkviewEddie February 06, 2024
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